Man !!! it has been almost 2 years since I scribbled something and I proclaim myself a Blogger (btw, i usually say i am a once in a blue moon blogger). I even found it hard to find a tab which says new post and took me 5 minutes to actually create new post, which by now, u will know i succeeded in doing so.
Me :So what made me to wait for two years to REVISIT my blog once again ?? hmmm... lemme think.. was it the work pressure ??
My Mind : NOOOOOOOO.. I don't think so... WORK PRESSURE ?? Come on.. you can do better than that Mr. !!. U went to study for a year after that.. and don't tell me, u had to study. I know u for the past 25 years and I very well know how u study and what u study so Please come up a with a more convincing excuse.
Me : STOP IT !!! Mind.. U know U are talking to yourself now right. Stop Blaming yourself.
My Mind : I am not blaming Myself, I am blaming YOU !!
Me : OK !! so where exactly are we going with this ?? I mean What is your point ??
My Mind : My Point is You never do anything on time. U are a procrastinator son of a (BEEP) !!
Me : Hey, Mind your Words !!
My Mind : Oh Pls !!.. As if you don't say them at all. U Swear like a pig each and every time you talk and you teaching me etiquette ??
Me : OH MY GAAAWWDD !!! what is wrong with you ?? why did you come to piss me off now ?? did i do something wrong ??
My Mind : I don't know.. you temme..
Me : Don't patronize me Mr. !!
My Mind : you know u have deadlines to meet and work pending to do right ?? and look what you are doing now
Me : I will finish it off, Don't worry
My Mind : you have been saying this since you got the deadline date.. it's been almost a month now. when will you do it ??
Me : Please !! Please !! Leave me Alone !!
My Mind : I won't, Unless you quit, writing this Blog !!
Me : Come On !! I have NOT been here since two years and you want me to quit ??
My Mind : I don't want you to quit, do your work first and then come back, Blogging can wait.. But your Deadline will Not !!
Me : OK !! FINE !!! I AM LEAVING !!! ( u Jackass !!)
My Mind : I heard that...
The END
Me :So what made me to wait for two years to REVISIT my blog once again ?? hmmm... lemme think.. was it the work pressure ??
My Mind : NOOOOOOOO.. I don't think so... WORK PRESSURE ?? Come on.. you can do better than that Mr. !!. U went to study for a year after that.. and don't tell me, u had to study. I know u for the past 25 years and I very well know how u study and what u study so Please come up a with a more convincing excuse.
Me : STOP IT !!! Mind.. U know U are talking to yourself now right. Stop Blaming yourself.
My Mind : I am not blaming Myself, I am blaming YOU !!
Me : OK !! so where exactly are we going with this ?? I mean What is your point ??
My Mind : My Point is You never do anything on time. U are a procrastinator son of a (BEEP) !!
Me : Hey, Mind your Words !!
My Mind : Oh Pls !!.. As if you don't say them at all. U Swear like a pig each and every time you talk and you teaching me etiquette ??
Me : OH MY GAAAWWDD !!! what is wrong with you ?? why did you come to piss me off now ?? did i do something wrong ??
My Mind : I don't know.. you temme..
Me : Don't patronize me Mr. !!
My Mind : you know u have deadlines to meet and work pending to do right ?? and look what you are doing now
Me : I will finish it off, Don't worry
My Mind : you have been saying this since you got the deadline date.. it's been almost a month now. when will you do it ??
Me : Please !! Please !! Leave me Alone !!
My Mind : I won't, Unless you quit, writing this Blog !!
Me : Come On !! I have NOT been here since two years and you want me to quit ??
My Mind : I don't want you to quit, do your work first and then come back, Blogging can wait.. But your Deadline will Not !!
Me : OK !! FINE !!! I AM LEAVING !!! ( u Jackass !!)
My Mind : I heard that...
The END
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