Nemesis ???

The Pain in my left chest was increasing unbearably. my body had started to sweat. the pain was slowly travelling towards my left arm. when it was out of control I pressed my hand on my chest and fell down on the floor. people around grabbed me and put me in a taxi. the taxi started proceeding towards the hospital. from the conversation between them, what I could make out was that I had a cardiac arrest. I had feeling that some one from them had taken my cellphone and was trying to contact someone. I wanted to tell them my home no. but couldn't do it. Then I saw the taxi stopping below a board reading "Causalities"

The attenders took me and placed me in a stretcher and took me to the ICU. I could make out that the medical teams were trying to save my life. but the dismay in their eyes showed that my body was not responding to them. some of them started walking back from me and some others took away the oxygen mask from my face and covered my face with a white cloth which showed their testimony about my death. I couldn't help laughing. I tried to shout to them, I am not dead.. but no one seemed to hear. Any way I kept quiet out of curiosity to know what was going to be next and paid attention to the surroundings.

Then they called my brother from my cellphone and he came along with 2 of his friends. they were crying standing beside me. I was telling them that, i was fooling them and everything was absolutely fine and under control but still they were weeping heavily. so even i thought let them cry for some time. after a while i saw everyone carrying me back to an ambulance. I came to know that they were taking me back home. I thought after reaching there i would sit upright and and fool everyone. my brother was still crying. I smiled thinking that when we reach home even he'll start laughing when i get up.

The ambulance stopped in front of my house. i thought that now is the time to get up and surprise everyone but i couldn't do it. The loud weeping from the house made me realize that something bad was going on. they took me and laid me on a cot and i could hear lour cries from people around me. they couldn't bear my death. my aging father was seeing praying to god with tears in his eyes, to have mercy upon me and kissing on my forehead. I was thinking how would my father be feeling when he was seen his son's body before his own demise. then some people brought my mom n she sat beside me. she was weeping and saying my dear son.. u left us and went.. I was calling out for her but the fact that she couldn't hear me made me sad. I wanted to say a lot of things to my mom but i couldn't.

Then they took me into the grave after all the rituals and laid me to rest. when the last stone was also kept on the grave it became completely dark. i felt like i was suffocating and tried to push through the stone and shouted Mommy.. and jumped from my bed. My Mom came running towards me. at that time i realized i was dreaming and had a nightmare. she asked me what happened and i couldn't say anything or was it that she couldn't hear what i was saying..? i didn't know. then i took a glass of water and went back to bed again. n slept off as if i had come back from a long journey.

The Moon Play

This is My very first Attempt to write a (so called) Poem. Hope you all like it.

I sat in a chair looking at the night sky

And winked at the moon with my right eye

Lost in her Beauty, sipping my iced tea

Hoping she would wink back at me

I waited until she faded away

Only to realize all that was an array

It only had the life span of a night

As the world rotated with its might

Next night I looked for that beautiful face
Only to find that she was not in place

I feared that I might have frightened her

Because that was all what I could Infer

I gazed into the dark sky

Hoping for a felicitous sigh

But never did she show her face

Which made my mind a null space

I whispered to her not to go away

And that I will not wink again anyway

So she just peeped at me the next day

As if it was a sign she’ll stay

I stared at her until she faded away

Hoping to see her every next day 

Self Realization

Man !!! it has been almost 2 years since I scribbled something and I proclaim myself a Blogger (btw, i usually say i am a once in a blue moon blogger). I even found it hard to find a tab which says new post and took me 5 minutes to actually create new post, which by now,  u will know i succeeded in doing so.

Me :So what made me to wait for two years to REVISIT my blog once again ?? hmmm... lemme think..  was it the work pressure  ??

My Mind : NOOOOOOOO.. I don't think so...  WORK PRESSURE ?? Come on.. you can do better than that Mr. !!. U went to study for a year after that.. and don't tell me, u had to study. I know u for the past 25 years and I very well know how u study and what u study so Please come up a with a more convincing excuse.

Me : STOP IT !!! Mind.. U know U are talking to yourself now right. Stop Blaming yourself.

My Mind : I am not blaming Myself, I am blaming YOU !!

Me : OK !! so where exactly are we going with this ?? I mean What is your point ??

My Mind : My Point is You never do anything on time. U are a procrastinator son of a (BEEP) !!

Me : Hey, Mind your Words !!

My Mind : Oh Pls !!.. As if you don't say them at all. U Swear like a pig each and every time you talk and you teaching me etiquette ??

Me : OH MY GAAAWWDD !!! what is wrong with you ?? why did you come to piss me off now ?? did i do something wrong ??

My Mind : I don't know.. you temme..

Me : Don't patronize me Mr. !!

My Mind : you know u have deadlines to meet and work pending to do right ?? and look what you are doing now

Me : I will finish it off, Don't worry

My Mind : you have been saying this since you got the deadline date.. it's been almost a month now. when will you do it  ??

Me : Please !! Please !! Leave me Alone !!

My Mind : I won't, Unless you quit, writing this Blog !!

Me : Come On !! I have NOT been here since two years and you want me to quit ??

My Mind : I don't want you to quit, do your work first and then come back, Blogging can wait.. But your Deadline will Not !!

Me : OK !! FINE !!! I AM LEAVING !!! ( u Jackass !!)

My Mind : I heard that...

The END

THE MYTHS of a MYTHICAL LAND !!!

Hi.. guys.. quiet some time after I wrote something.. Well now I am SHARING something what My friend had to say after almost 3 months since he's been to AMERICA.. Let's see what he's gotta say

PS : The copyright has been obtained... ;-)

So here it goes..............

Myth 1
Booze is cheaper than water..only in dreams would that be true...booze
is very expensive just like in India..no party there gives free
booze..in fact like ASAP there is an abbreviated term there..Party at
9..BYOB...it means bring your own booze..

Myth 2
Americans don't drink water...they drink a lot of water..outside every
restroom there are water filters for people to drink water.

Myth 3
American refrigerators are filled with cool drinks and ice cream....no
comments....

Myth 4
Prostitution is legal in every state of US...wrong... in Minnesota (where he stays)
prostitution and even solicitation of it is banned..

Myth 5
American couple keep kissing on the road whenever they feel like...in
his stay till now he haven't seen anyone kissing on the roadside or
anywhere..

Myth 6
Indians are smart...Americans are dumb and lazy..biggest
misconception..they may not be smarter but they are very
hardworking...most of them do two jobs, and save that money to come
and study in college...they value their degree and work very hard for
it...and so unlike in India if a class is canceled students are not
happy...they expect a genuine reason for the class being canceled..

Myth 7
Every American girl is ready to sleep with u if u take her on a
date....there is only one response to it, BS(bull shit)

Myth 8
All American women look good...not true...

Myth 9
Americans don't respect elders... Americans respect everyone....the
elder respect the younger and the young respect the elder..the
respect is not hierarchical but mutual...

Myth 10
There are MCD, subways and KFC's everywhere u see....i am pretty
positive that Bangalore has more MCD, subways and KFC's than
Minneapolis (the place where he lives, and its one of the biggest cities in
northern USA)....

I think now the place what we (who has not been dere) thought it all looked like in movies.. is not the same, after all.. for a moment after reading that.. I even doubted whether he was talkin abt AMERICA !!!.. but as they say some facts r stranger than fiction..

Well I think there might be more than this to come...

Neways I thank SAVIO JAMES.. for bringing out all these so nicely to us.. and for who doesn't know him.. he's a MS student in Aerospace Engineering and Mechanics Dept at the University of Minnesota, USA, who has been my batch and dept mate a very good & close frnd in my college life..
For more details on him, visit, https://sites.google.com/site/saviojamessite/

VUVUZELA

Like the veteran French Striker, Zinedine Zidane proclaimed, “There’s two things that will be remembered from this World Cup – the winner and the fact that the French team refused to attend the training session ahead of their match with South Africa.”, I self proclaim There’s two things that will be remembered from this World Cup by me – the winner and VUVUZELA..

This thin, long guy with a wide mouth and unbearable shouthing frequency has created a revolution by the world cup in South Africa.. reports say that chinese used to blow it and the locals who started making it 25 years ago din't make enough profit until the ball kicked off in the first match at Johannesburg soccer city stadium.. now the production is so huge that people are takin orders from countries like France to sell this WEAPONS OF SOUND DESTRUCTION. They are expecting this thing now to be an integral part of all major sports events to come.. atleast that's what the forecast says..

The voodoo sellers made a nice piece of work.. which i enjoyed.. but the fact is that people are not much aware of the long term effects this thing can make to their sound analysin ministry.. A sad part was even FIFA is not ready to ban it in the world cup although there were pressures from the players.. the thing what FIFA should understand is that a spectator who can't take it, can atleast shut their ear drums with a ear gear or sumthn.. but a player on the field can't do it.. if the match is really interestin.. the intensity is proportional and they can't roll the ball with a set of headphones on them.. and another thing is like the FIFA admitted there is something worng with the JABULANI used, now, with it's uneven bouncing and unpredictable time of flight.. they'll later have to admit for not banning the vuvuzelas too..

Friendship

A feeling of closeness and secureness.. the everlasting relationship.. this kind of feeling is, the one, which each of us would crave for.. an exotic mix of all this is conveniently know as FRIENDSHIP. Friends are the greatest assets to one another.. who will be there in our ups and downs.. hmmm.. well let's think about three childhood frnds meeting after a long time.. that moment of confluence on the river of frndship will be like somethin to cherish.. a true moment of animation.. one might not know how to react out of happiness and anxiety.. which makes it real grandeur one..

Now, after they meet, each one finds out the other 2 have changed over all.. the way they react.. things they give priority etc.. and/or even, at times, how they see each other.. which might makes one's self say.. Is that you ..? come on.. u gotta be kiddin.. this ain't the person i know.. etc.. Would it make the others feel like pulling out themselves from the pool..? hmmm.. it might happen.. and they feel like it was much better in good old days.. but will that affect their frndship..? Well... that's somethin tough to say at the moment or may be after some time.. when they do something together and one of them betrays the either.. how will the feeling be..? it'll be like a state of hell.. total dejection.. totally outta self control.. with a guilt feeling.. how could he do this to me..? and in the worst case will the others forgive him..? too many questions eh.. well the answer should be a bold YES, because human beings change due to the ever wanting greed n environment they are in and this can come into a crossing with the frndship.. but should never collide with the feelings what is there for each others.. when one might do something wrong.. it would not be with the intension of keepin the other one as a scapegoat.. but many a times it's like that and after a long time only, do the doer realize what he did was unworthy. So a heedful thinking is always advisable.. as relationships r priceless and if it all things happen like that.. there is always a place for forgiveness, as frnds are always and will, remain frnds for ever

Reloaded

After a gap of almost 2 months.. I sit down again to jot something that's undulating through the ever empty space of my mind.. Am I not writing due to paucity of time or nothing's happening around me..? neither of them are valid as far as I am concerned.. then what is it..? laziness..? hmmm... nope.. even I have been digging into this.. when one's mind comes idle.. for a period.. he/she is thrown into a trench of hopelessness .. which increases in dept as long as it's idle, and to come out of it.. A correct ratio of imagination - action is to be injected .. Although I am not an expert or somewhere near a rookie.. um just verbalizing what I think and may be even what I have experienced at times.. So u might now start thinking whether I was idle for this long.. well may be I was.. but as long as you are able to catch hold of the rope of imagination.. it's always not too late.. Is this a new theory in psychiatry..? or is it um getting reloaded again...